Today at work this girl picked up my phone 

and she saw my lock screen and asked if it was my boyfriend

guys

my lock screen is DAN HOWELL RIDING A LLAMA WITH DELIA SMITHS FACE ON IT

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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You know you’re unfit when you get out of breath kneading pizza dough

hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay

(via funnybrunette)

hotboyproblems:

whos:

hotboyproblems:

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

no im not

oh

(Source: hotboyproblems, via i-suck-dick)

shylocks:

shylocks:

You know few things are more beautiful than Sherlock’s face in the pilot when John calls him brilliant on their first crime scene

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What he was thinking

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acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

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vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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This is ridiculously accurate, the other day I couldn’t remember the last time I wasn’t in my pajamas