me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
sometimes u might feel u look like:
and sometimes u might feel you look like this:
but just remember in both cases you’re still a masterpiece
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died